A total Brian Williams

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When someone lies about their cool story, but the people who were actually there rip them apart for being a lying piece of garbage.
My buddy said he got stabbed in 3 countries, but his friends said he just got bit by a dog in a mall.
She claimed she fought off a robber with a chicken, but her brother said she just tripped and fell.
He said he was on a spaceship, but his mom said he just took a bus to the store.
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When someone makes up wild stuff about their life, but the real people who were there laugh at them and call them out for being a total fake.
He said he was chased by a bear, but his friend said he just ran from a raccoon.
She said she saved a kid from a burning building, but her brother said she just spilled coffee on her shirt.
He claimed he was a superhero, but his mom said he just did a bad job on his homework.
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When someone tries to sound cool by making up a crazy story, but the people who were really there tell them to shut up and stop being a total fraud.
He said he was in a war, but his friend said he just got in a fight at a pizza place.
She said she was kidnapped by aliens, but her brother said she just got grounded.
He said he talked to the president, but his dad said he just texted his brother.
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When someone makes up a wild tale about their life, but the people who were actually there laugh at them and tell them to stop being a total fake.
He said he was eaten by a shark, but his friend said he just got wet in the pool.
She said she was a famous singer, but her mom said she just sang in the shower.
He said he was a rockstar, but his brother said he just played air guitar.
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When someone tells a big lie about something cool they did, but the people who were actually there call them out for being a total phony.
He said he ran a marathon, but his friend said he just walked to the store.
She said she was in a movie, but her brother said she just took a bad selfie.
He said he was a ninja, but his dad said he just hid under the bed.
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When someone brags about a crazy thing they did, but the people who were really there tell them to stop being a total fake and shut up.
He said he flew a plane, but his friend said he just took a bus.
She said she was in a battle, but her brother said she just got in a fight at school.
He said he was a magician, but his mom said he just pulled a sock out of his pants.
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