A - Tosser

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A tosser is someone who can't stop jerking off. They're like a wanker on steroids, but with more shame and less brains.
My neighbor is a tosser. He jerks off in the park at 3 a. m.
I called my brother a tosser because he came in the microwave.
That guy is a tosser. He even jerks off in the supermarket.
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A tosser is a guy who jacks off so much he forgets how to live. They’re like a wanker, but with more time on their hands and less dignity.
My dad’s a tosser. He jacks off in the car on the way to work.
She called him a tosser because he jacked off in her pants.
He’s such a tosser, he jacked off during the movie.
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A tosser is someone who jacks off so much they think they’re important. They’re not. They’re just a wanker with a bad attitude and a sad life.
My friend is a tosser. He jacks off in the classroom.
He’s a tosser. He even jacked off in the pool.
That guy is a tosser. He jacks off in the library.
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A tosser is someone who brags about how much they jack off. They think it’s cool, but it’s just sad.
My teacher called me a tosser because I jacked off in class.
That guy is a tosser. He brags about it on TikTok.
She called him a tosser because he jacked off in front of her mom.
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A tosser is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world because he jacks off too much. He’s not. He’s just a brain-dead loser.
He’s a tosser. He jacks off in the school hallway.
That guy is a tosser. He jacks off in the gym.
My neighbor is a tosser. He jacks off in the park.
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A tosser is someone who jacks off so much they think it’s a sport. It’s not. It’s just sad and stupid.
He’s a tosser. He jacks off in the supermarket.
That guy is a tosser. He jacks off in the car.
My brother is a tosser. He jacks off in the kitchen.
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