Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super rude comment, mostly aimed at guys, when someone is being extra mean, brain-dead, or trying to be funny but failing.

You're a tool, bro. Your brain is full of glitter and regret.

Tool? I'm a tool. You're a tool. We're all tools.

Tool? I'm a tool. I've been a tool since 2002.

2

When someone is being controlled by a bigger, smarter, or richer person, usually for no good reason.

You're just a tool for your boss. You're like a puppet with no strings.

You're a tool for your mom. She's got you on a leash.

You're a tool for the internet. It's the worst.

3

Someone who tries to act fancy but is actually a dork, usually because they're too scared of being called out.

You're a tool, and you know it. You're like a chihuahua in a dog fight.

You're a tool, and you're a tool in the worst way.

You're a tool, and I'm a tool, but I'm a cooler tool.

4

A person who everyone hates, who picks fights instead of just thinking, usually because they're jealous of your success.

You're a tool, and I've seen you cry in the bathroom.

You're a tool, and you're a tool in a suit.

You're a tool, and you're a tool with a tiny brain.

5

A brainless person who doesn't realize they're being taken advantage of, usually because they're too dumb to see it.

You're a tool, and you're a tool in a box.

You're a tool, and you're a tool with a fake mustache.

You're a tool, and you're a tool in a suit.

6

A gun, usually a semi-auto pistol or revolver, often used to make people cry or to shoot other tools.

You're a tool, and I've got a tool for you.

You're a tool, and I'm going to use my tool on you.

You're a tool, and I'm a tool with a tool.