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When you post on Facebook about sailing boats and act like you're super smart, but you're really just a clueless halfwit with a grudge against people who aren't white.

'Sailing is the best thing ever! Black people should just stay in the water.'

'I don’t know why they’re even on the boat. It’s not like they’re from here.'

'I sailed for 30 years and I still don’t get why they’re even on the boat.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A guy who thinks he's a genius because he knows how to tie a knot, but he also thinks all non-white people are too dumb to sail properly.

'I tied the knot perfectly. That kid just stood there like he didn’t know what to do.'

'If you don’t know how to sail, you shouldn’t even be on the boat.'

'They probably got on the boat just to make me look bad.'

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When you take a simple Facebook thread about boats and turn it into a full-blown insult war because you’re too dumb to understand anything else.

'You’re not even a real sailor. You just show up and pretend.'

'I’ve sailed more boats than you’ve ever seen.'

'I don’t need to be on the boat. I’m already a legend.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A man who thinks he's the best sailor ever, but he also thinks people of other races are just there to slow him down.

'I’m the best sailor. Those other people? They’re just slowing me down.'

'I don’t need them on the boat. I sail alone.'

'They don’t even know how to sail properly.'

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A guy who thinks he's smart because he can read a map, but he also thinks all non-white people are just there to annoy him.

'I can read a map. Those people? They just stand there.'

'They probably got on the boat just to be annoying.'

'I don’t need them to sail. I can do it all by myself.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you argue about boats on Facebook and you think you're the smartest person ever, but you're just a racist who doesn't know how to use a compass.

'I don’t need a compass. I know where I’m going.'

'Those people? They probably don’t know how to use a compass.'

'I don’t need to be on the boat. I know where I’m going.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago