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a man with insane lacrosse skills and legs that look like they were plucked from a goat
Bro, you’re like a goat with a lacrosse stick. I’m jealous.
Why do you have legs like that? Did you steal them from a beast?
You’re not human. You’re a lacrosse legend with legs like a goat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a man who is so wasted he’s crawling like a spider, throwing up like a monster, and stealing snacks like a thief
You’re like a drunk spider. I’m scared of you.
You threw up in my bed. I’m still mad.
You stole my snack. You’re a thief, a monster, and a spider.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a name you give to a baby because you’re too wasted to think of anything better
That baby’s name is Tommy. I’m not sorry.
I named my kid Tommy because I was drunk and tired.
Tommy is a name. It’s the best name I could think of.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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the guy who makes your heart go crazy but also makes you want to scream when he’s being a total idiot
He makes my heart go crazy. But he’s also an idiot.
He’s the best. Then he’s the worst. It’s a rollercoaster.
He’s my favorite. Then he acts like an idiot. I want to scream.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a guy who’s perfect, everyone loves him, and he’s got girls circling him like a hurricane
He’s perfect. Everyone loves him. I’m jealous.
He’s got girls like a hurricane. I’m not.
He’s amazing. Everyone loves him. I don’t.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a guy who’s super nice, super smart, and you’ll either be best friends with him or fall in love with him
He’s super nice. He’s super smart. I love him.
He’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met. I’m best friends with him.
He’s smart and kind. I’m in love with him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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the guy your mom wants you to date because he’s good-looking, kind, and has a penis the size of a tree trunk
Your mom wants you to date Tommy. He’s amazing.
He has a penis like a tree trunk. I’m scared.
He’s kind and good-looking. I want to date him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Tommy is a machine gun that shoots so much it feels like it’s trying to punch you in the face.
That Tommy didn’t stop until it had fired 1,000 bullets and my ears were bleeding.
The Tommy was so loud I thought I was in a war zone and not a gym.
I saw a Tommy in a movie and it looked like it wanted to kill me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Tommy is a British soldier who got called that by Germans because they were annoying as hell and didn’t know how to fight.
That Tommy stood there like he was waiting for a promotion and not about to die.
The Tommy was so dumb he didn’t realize he was in a war.
My grandpa was a Tommy and he still talks like he’s in the army.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Tommies got their name from some old paybook and now they’re stuck with it forever like a bad haircut.
My uncle was a Tommy and he had to use a paybook that looked like it was from the 1800s.
The Tommy in the movie looked like he was confused and not ready for battle.
I’m not a Tommy, I’m a modern guy who doesn’t need a paybook.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Tommy is a guy who jacks off and it’s called a Tommy Tank because of some stupid cartoon train.
That Tommy Tank was so bad it made me laugh in the middle of a war.
He called his wank a Tommy Tank and everyone thought he was crazy.
I saw a Tommy Tank and it was like watching a kid do a bad impression of a train.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Tommy is when someone says they have a job but you know they’re lying and it’s probably just a lie to look cool.
That Tommy said he had a job but he was just lying to look cool.
He said he had a job and I knew he was full of it.
That Tommy didn’t even have a job and he still tried to act like he did.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Tommy is a guy who jacks off and a Tommy Tit is when you poop and it’s like a whole new level of embarrassment.
He did a Tommy Tit and I heard it from the next room.
That Tommy Tit was so bad I didn’t want to eat anything for days.
He did a Tommy and a Tommy Tit and I didn’t know what to do.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Tommy is a white boy and if you’re a girl who likes to date other races, you might say that to make it sound cool.
That Tommy was so white he looked like he was never outside.
She said he was a Tommy and I thought she was trying to be fancy.
He was a Tommy and I didn’t know what that meant but it sounded cool.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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