Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big-haired, messy guy who loses his mind when life doesn’t go his way. He yells, he throws things, and he looks like he just fought a raccoon.

"I can’t believe I missed the bus!" he screamed, throwing his cereal at the wall.

He tried to fight a robot at the mall and failed.

He yelled at a pigeon for stepping on his sock.

2

A silly way to say tomorrow on a messaging app. Like you’re too lazy to type the full word.

"I’ll see you tom" he typed, then went to sleep.

She said, "tom" and then forgot about the message.

He used "tom" and then cried because he had to go to school.

3

To sit on someone’s face and take a long, hard dump in their mouth. It’s like a surprise party from hell.

He sat on her face and said, "This is a surprise."

She got a mouthful of his lunch and cried.

He did it in front of her mom and she was shocked.

4

A German guy who loves football, has a big junk, and thinks he’s smart. He’s cute but kind of clueless.

He said, "I am the best at football and math."

He tried to explain football to a cat and it left.

He asked a teacher if 2+2 was 5 and she looked confused.

5

A stupid thing only Jade and her friends say. It’s like they have their own language.

Jade said, "This is so A Tomm!" and everyone laughed.

Her friend added, "It’s totally A Tomm."

They used it to describe a pencil.

6

To get eaten by a huge drum while playing for 16 hours straight. It’s like being in a horror movie.

He got eaten by a drum and screamed for help.

He played for 16 hours and then a drum ate him.

He said, "I’m not done yet!" and the drum ate him anyway.

7

A cute boy you like to sleep with. He’s nice, and he doesn’t mind if you snore.

He said, "I like you, even when you snore."

He let you sleep on his face.

He said, "We can sleep together every day."