A Tom Hank

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A fancy way to tell someone you just jacked off and are too proud to admit it.

Bro just said 'A Tom Hank' to my sister and got kicked out of the house.

My crush told me 'A Tom Hank' and I cried in the hallway.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' in the middle of math class and got sent to the office.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When everything that guy says is gold, even if it’s total garbage.

My mom said 'A Tom Hank' and I believed her for 10 years.

My teacher told me 'A Tom Hank' and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

I told my dog 'A Tom Hank' and he started barking at the TV.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

One of the best actors who ever lived. He’s so good he makes your brain explode.

My cousin said Tom Hanks is the best actor. I agreed because he makes my brain explode.

I watched 'Forrest Gump' and my brain exploded with joy.

I told my friend Tom Hanks is the best actor and he said I was being dramatic.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The most legendary actor who ever lived. He’s good, he’s humble, and he’s married to the same woman for 25 years. You don’t know what you’re talking about if you don’t like him.

My dad said Tom Hanks is the best actor and he’s married to the same woman for 25 years. I believe him.

I told my teacher Tom Hanks is the best actor and she said I was being dramatic.

My brother said Tom Hanks is the best actor and I cried because I believed him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A slang word for jacking off. Mainly used to annoy a girl named Emily who loves Tom Hanks.

My friend used 'A Tom Hank' to annoy Emily and she cried.

I said 'A Tom Hank' to my crush and she sent me a mean text.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' in front of Emily and she threatened to beat me up.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A way to say thanks, but it sounds like you just shot someone.

I said 'A Tom Hank' to my friend and he thought I was mad.

My mom said 'A Tom Hank' and I thought she was yelling at me.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' in the middle of dinner and my dad sent me to my room.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you try to kill a tank with a pistol and you’re just trying to look cool.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' in front of my friends and they thought I was mad.

My brother said 'A Tom Hank' and he got shot by a tank.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' and my dog laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago