A Tom Daley Dive

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A Tom Daley Dive is when you crash into someone like a meatball in a soup pot and hope they don’t notice.
He did a Tom Daley Dive into my lunch table and took my sandwich.
My mom did a Tom Daley Dive into my dad and knocked him over.
At the party, the DJ did a Tom Daley Dive into the crowd and scared everyone.
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A Tom Daley Dive is when you jump into someone else like a f***ing cannonball and make a mess of their day.
I did a Tom Daley Dive into my teacher and got detention.
My friend did a Tom Daley Dive into the principal’s coffee and ruined it.
During the game, the player did a Tom Daley Dive into the goalpost and scored.
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A Tom Daley Dive is when you hit someone so hard it feels like you just f***ing exploded into them.
He did a Tom Daley Dive into me and made me spill my drink.
My dog did a Tom Daley Dive into my leg and knocked me over.
At the concert, the fan did a Tom Daley Dive into the stage and got arrested.
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