Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A face so old it looks like it’s been through a war and a cheese factory

My grandpa’s face looks like a raccoon got into a blender.

That guy at the bar has a face like a used sock.

She looks like she’s been living in a toaster for 20 years.

2

A face that could scare a ghost and a baby at the same time

That man’s face would make a zombie cry.

Her face is so bad, it could ruin a perfect day.

He looked like he just ate a shoe and it was still angry.

3

A face so bad it should have its own dating app

That face is so bad, it needs a lawyer.

She’s got a face that could win a beauty pageant for the worst looks.

His face is so bad, it’s got its own Instagram page.

4

A face that looks like it’s been run over by a truck and then left in the sun

He looks like he was baked in an oven and then thrown out.

That woman’s face is like a melted candle.

His face is so bad, it’s got a life of its own.

5

A face that looks like it’s been kicked by a donkey and then forgot to wash

That man’s face looks like it’s been through a mud bath and a punch fight.

She’s got a face that could make a donkey cry.

He looks like he got kicked by a donkey and then lived in a sock.

6

A face that makes you want to run away and never come back

That face is so bad, I almost ran out of the room.

She looked like she was going to make me cry.

He’s got a face that could scare a dragon.