A to the ZN

My cousin tried to do H to the izzo, but he was Asian and it turned into a screaming match.

The Asian version of H to the izzo is like a karaoke battle with confetti and tears.

I saw a guy do H to the izzo, but he was Asian and it was like a full-blown drama show.

Zinc is the reason my pants fell down during chemistry class.

My brain was on fire because I had too much zinc in my system.

Zinc made my science project explode and my teacher cry.

The zeta nu chapter sends messages like they’re the best people on Earth.

They message each other like they’re in a secret society.

They send messages and act like they’re the kings of the world.

He broke my phone on purpose and laughed like it was the best day ever.

She accidentally broke my leg and didn’t even say sorry.

He broke my mom’s favorite mug and said it was a ‘gift’.

Samantha walked in and my heart started doing the cha-cha.

She smiled at me and my brain shut down.

I saw her and my life went from boring to amazing.