a to the g to the u to the std

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It’s AUGUST D, and everyone stop acting like they’re the one who invented the STD. Just because you got it doesn’t mean you’re the king of the plague.
Why do you keep saying A to the G to the U to the STD? You got it, not me.
A to the G to the U to the STD? I’ve been dealing with it since 2012, buddy.
You think you’re the first person with an STD? I had it before your mom had you.
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AUGUST D is the guy who made everyone think the STD was cool. It’s not. It’s a curse. You’re not a king, you’re a victim.
A to the G to the U to the STD? That’s just a fancy way of saying you’re infected and you think it’s cool.
AUGUST D is the reason I got the STD. I thought I was going to be a king, not a walking disease.
You say A to the G to the U to the STD like it’s a title. It’s not. It’s a punishment.
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AUGUST D is the worst. He made the STD sound like a superpower. It’s not. It’s a sore, a smell, and a whole lot of embarrassment.
A to the G to the U to the STD? That’s just a fancy way of saying you’re a walking infection and you think it’s a superpower.
AUGUST D is the reason I had to explain to my mom why I had a sore on my butt.
You call it A to the G to the U to the STD like it’s a cool thing. I got it from my brother. He got it from his friend. It’s just a sore.
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