Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cat that's obsessed with your mom, and probably thinks you're just a side dish.

My cat stares at my mom like she's the last slice of pizza.

My cat follows my mom around like she's a celebrity.

My cat hissed at me when I tried to take a selfie with my mom.

2

A cat with so many tits it looks like it's wearing a bra and a fanny pack.

This cat has tits like a disco ball.

The cat’s tits are bigger than my grandma’s knuckles.

This cat’s tits are so big, it’s like it’s got a whole buffet in there.

3

A waitress with a jug and a job that depends on people throwing money at her titties.

That waitress has a jug and a heart of gold, mostly gold.

She poured the tips into the jug like it was a holy grail.

That jug was full of tips and probably some of her dreams.

4

A nudie where you show your titties and your cat, probably because you're both drunk.

I took a nude photo with my cat and my bra.

My cat walked in on me mid-shoot and joined the party.

I posted it on Instagram and my cat got 10 likes.

5

A cat that cuddles like it’s been trained by a baby and a couch.

My cat cuddles me like it’s been in a fight with a blanket.

It’s like the cat and the couch are best friends.

It’s so cuddly, I think it’s trying to replace my mom.

6

A woman with big tits who parties like it's 1999, drinks like it's 2025, and still has a heart of gold.

She danced in heels and drank Grey Goose like it was water.

She’s got a heart of gold and a pair of tits that could knock someone out.

She works as a nurse and still has time to party like it's 1999.

7

The best thing since sliced bread, but with more tits and less bread.

You're the tits of the kitty and the best thing since toast.

If you're the kitties titties, you’re the top of the food chain.

You're so good, you’re basically the king of the snack bar.