A tissy

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A tissy is when two messed-up people go on a wild night bender and end up destroying everything in their path because they're too high to care.
My mom and her friend went on a tissy and trashed the whole restaurant.
He said he was going on a tissy and came back with a broken nose and a tattoo.
They had a tissy at the mall and stole all the candy from the store.
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A tissy is when a woman’s private parts are so amazing that you can’t help but stare at them in awe.
My teacher had a tissy and the whole class was distracted for the rest of the day.
He got caught looking at the principal’s tissy and was sent to the office.
She showed off her tissy and the boys all fainted.
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A tissy is the most perfect being in the universe who has everything and makes everyone else look like a mess.
My sister said she was a tissy and then ate six pizzas in one sitting.
He claimed to be a tissy and then cried when he failed math.
She called herself a tissy and then got a tattoo of a cat.
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A tissy is a girl who thinks she’s super cool and always takes over in a relationship like she owns the place.
My cousin is a tissy and she told my uncle he was ‘not good enough’.
She called herself a tissy and then dumped her boyfriend for a guy in a chicken suit.
He said he dated a tissy and she made him wear a dress to a party.
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A tissy is just a fancy name for a titty, like when you’re too embarrassed to say the real word.
She said she had a tissy and the whole class laughed at her.
He told the teacher he had a tissy and got sent to the principal’s office.
They were talking about tissies in the lunchroom and the whole school heard.
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A tissy is when someone gets super mad and yells like a crazy person because they think they’re being misunderstood.
He had a tissy in the grocery store and yelled at the cashier for giving him the wrong bag.
She had a tissy in class and made the teacher cry.
They had a tissy at the park and threw all the balls into the lake.
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A tissy is when a guy gets so worked up and cries like a girl because he thinks he’s being treated like one.
He had a tissy at the party and cried when someone called him a ‘girly man’.
She started a tissy in the hallway and everyone joined in.
He had a tissy in the restaurant and threw his pizza at the waiter.
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