Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy Italian dessert that’s got a little bit of booze in it. It’s so good it’ll make your mouth happy and your hands sad.

That tiramisu was like a party in my mouth and a funeral in my hands.

I ate it so fast I forgot I was eating it.

I didn’t even need a fork. I just licked it like a dog.

2

When you’re getting head and you cum so hard it makes the person cough like they just swallowed a brick.

He cummed so hard I thought he was going to punch me in the face.

She coughed so loud I thought she was about to die.

He cummed so fast I didn’t even have time to blink.

3

You’re about to get some good head, but you turn around and poop all over them, then pee on them, and finally jerk off on them like it’s a buffet.

He turned around and pooped on me like I was a trash can.

I got peed on and then he cummed on me like it was a prank.

He pooped, peed, and cummed on me like it was a triple threat.

4

A greeting used by the Japanese band An Cafe. They say it like it’s the most important thing in the world.

He said ‘Have a good day’ like it was a final goodbye.

She said it so loud I thought she was yelling at a dog.

He said it while eating a sandwich and didn’t even blink.

5

When someone takes a shit on a pillow, then cums on top of it like it’s a pizza.

He took a shit on the pillow and cummed on it like it was a dessert.

She shit on the pillow so hard it looked like a pancake.

He cummed on the pillow like it was a soft drink.

6

A group of four people having sex, but all of them are different colors, like a rainbow exploded in a bathroom.

They were having sex and looked like a rainbow in a toilet.

It was a foursome with four different colors, like a crayon box came to life.

They had sex like a painting was happening in the middle of the room.

7

Being someone’s Tiramisu is like getting halfway eaten and then getting thrown away like a used napkin.

He used me like I was a snack and threw me away like a napkin.

I was halfway eaten and then tossed like I was garbage.

She used me like I was a treat and then dumped me like I was a bag of chips.