Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sneeze so loud it wakes the dead and scares the devil.

My timothy sneezed so hard it knocked my coffee out of my hand.

I heard my timothy sneeze from across the street.

My timothy sneezed so loud the dog ran away.

2

A name so good it deserves its own holiday.

Timothy is the best name ever. It’s like heaven gave us a name.

I would name my kid Timothy if I had one.

Timothy is the name of my dreams.

3

The best guy ever. He’ll marry you, kill your ex, and still bring you pizza.

My timothy married me and killed my ex in one day.

Timothy is the best husband I’ve ever had.

Timothy brought me pizza after he fought my ex.

4

A goddamn legend who needs a parade every time he walks in a room.

Timothy walked in and everyone bowed.

Timothy is the legend we all need.

I would throw a parade for my timothy.

5

Timothy is the guy you want in your life. He’s cute, he’s good in bed, and he’s got a dick so big it’s a miracle.

Timothy is the best guy I ever dated.

Timothy’s dick is the size of a pizza.

Timothy is cute, funny, and has a huge dick.

6

Timothy is the guy you want in your life. He’s sweet, he’s hilarious, and he’s got more love than a broke heart.

Timothy is the best boyfriend I ever had.

Timothy is sweet, funny, and always there for me.

Timothy is the guy I want for life.

7

A guy who fights like a monster and wins every time.

My timothy beat up my ex’s brother.

Timothy fights like a beast.

Timothy doesn’t back down from anyone.