Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Timmy is a sad sack of a kid who has no dad and lives off stolen pigeon scraps like a trash can with a heartbeat.

"Timmy’s lunch is just a pigeon wing and a nap.", his teacher

"He eats pigeons for breakfast. I saw it.", his friend

"Timmy’s dad is dead. Or maybe he just ran away.", the principal

2

That quiet kid who always gets left behind like a forgotten sock in a laundry pile, especially when things get scary.

"He didn’t even run when the fire alarm went off.", his classmate

"He was hiding under a desk during the tornado.", the principal

"He didn’t even flinch when the monster came out.", the teacher

3

A Timmy is the kid who breaks everything at a party. He spills drinks, burns his fingers, and cuts things with a knife like it’s a pizza.

"Timmy broke the cake. Again.", the baker

"He put his finger in the fire. For fun.", his friend

"He cut the balloon with a knife. It was a party.", the DJ

4

A Timmy is a regular kid who no one understands. His mom, dad, and babysitter all shout orders at him like he’s a robot.

"His mom yells, his dad yells, his babysitter yells.", his friend

"He doesn’t know what to do half the time.", his teacher

"He just stands there like a confused potato.", his neighbor

5

A Timmy is when someone else’s work gets tossed onto you. You don’t know what you’re doing, and you’re too lazy to care.

"I had to finish his report. It was a mess.", the teacher

"He gave me his homework. I didn’t do it.", the classmate

"I was supposed to clean the room. Again.", the mom

6

TIMMY. TIMMY. TIMMY. That’s how Timmy talks. He yells it like it’s the last word on Earth. He goes on for minutes, and no one knows why.

"He said TIMMY for ten minutes. I was screaming.", his friend

"He yelled TIMMY in the middle of the math test.", the teacher

"He did TIMMY in the lunchroom. It was loud.", the principal

7

A Timmy is when you mess up on a golf hole so bad it’s like you’re a beginner. You drop your ball three times and then start crying.

"He had a triple bogey and cried like a baby.", his friend

"He missed three putts and gave up.", the golfer

"He bailed on the game and ran away.", the coach