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When you do something twice, like a total idiot who can't count past two.
I ate three burgers. That's a time or two.
He texted me twice. That's a time or two.
She checked her phone two times. That's a time or two.
a time or two
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When you say something is true, but then you say it again because you're a dumbass and think that makes it twice as true.
'I'm rich,' he said. 'I'm rich,' he said again. That's a time or two.
She said, 'I'm the best.' Then she said it again. That's a time or two.
He said, 'I'm never gonna fail.' Then he said it again. That's a time or two.
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When men get moody every two months like a hormonal mess, and they're too lazy to just take a pill.
He yelled at me for no reason. That's a time or two.
He cried during a commercial. That's a time or two.
He ate a whole pizza by himself. That's a time or two.
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A rule that says if someone is older than you by a certain amount, it's like dating a grandpa and you're a total loser.
He's 30 and I'm 18. That's a time or two rule.
She's 35 and I'm 16. That's a time or two rule.
He's 40 and I'm 17. That's a time or two rule.
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When something happens once or twice, but no one really knows because they're too lazy to count properly.
I saw that movie once. Maybe twice. That's a time or two.
He texted me once. Maybe twice. That's a time or two.
She said that thing once. Maybe twice. That's a time or two.
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What Phill says when he doesn't know what he means, and no one else does either because they're all too dumb to ask.
'A time or two,' he said. No one knew what that meant.
Phill said, 'A time or two.' We all just stared at him.
He said, 'A time or two.' We all said, 'What?'