Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst gift ever for your dad on Father's Day. It's like giving a brick to a dog.

My dad got a tie for Father's Day. I cried.

I got my dad a tie. He looked like a confused clown.

My dad's tie is the only thing he wears on Father's Day. It's his revenge.

2

When a man puts a piece of fabric around his neck like he’s trying to escape a noose.

My dad ties his tie like it’s a wrestling match.

He tied his tie so tight, it looked like a chicken neck.

He tied his tie and then forgot how to breathe.

3

A sneaky way to say you're dead tired but too lazy to admit it.

I’m so tired, I’m just going to say I’m TIE’d.

I’m not tired, I’m just being cutesy. Like I said, I’m TIE’d.

TIE means I’m so tired, I think I just died.

4

A lazy way to say 'Take It Easy' because no one wants to type more than one letter.

TIE is just lazy people saying 'Take it easy.'

My mom says TIE like it’s a secret code.

I text my friend TIE and he thinks I’m a spy.

5

A spaceship for rich kids who think they're in Star Wars and not just in a boring class.

My brother says he wants to be a TIE pilot. He just wants to play video games.

My teacher called us TIE fighters. That was the worst day ever.

I think my dad is a TIE pilot. He wears a tie all day.

6

A stupid piece of fabric that guys wear like it’s a badge of honor and girls wear just to be tortured.

My sister wears a tie and everyone laughs at her.

My friend wears a tie and says it’s ‘fashionable.’

I wear a tie and my mom says I’m trying too hard.

7

A lazy way to say ‘Take it easy’ like you’re too tired to type the whole thing.

I said TIE to my friend and he was confused.

My mom texts me TIE and I think she’s mad.

I said TIE and my teacher thought I was being rude.