A Three Rivers

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#boring town#fast food heaven#no fun

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A snoozeville in the middle of nowhere with more fast food than sense and more Meijer than you can shake a stick at. Nothing exciting. Just a bunch of people who don’t know how to have fun.
I live in A Three Rivers and I’ve never had a real adventure in my life.
This town is so boring, my dog fell asleep during my bedtime story.
It’s like the whole town is just waiting for someone to kick them out of a dream.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny hole in the wall where everyone’s name sounds like a character from a bad 80s movie. If you live on Roberts Mountain, you're probably the town’s trash can.
JimBob and BillyJoe live next door, and they argue about who’s the real Bob.
BillyJean got married in the same place she was born.
Maxwell thinks he’s a king, and he’s not wrong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stinky little town where the air smells like rotten eggs and the only fun is when the school team wins. Hunting, fishing, and gas refinery smells are the main events.
The gas refinery is so smelly, it makes my dog cry.
Choke Canyon Lake is the only thing that doesn’t stink up the whole town.
School sports are the only reason people still live here.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When three guys with full bladders hit a sleeping person with a stream of urine so strong, it feels like a flood from the sky. Pittsburgh’s version of a bladder attack.
I got peed on while I was taking a nap. It was like being in a swamp.
My friend got peed on at the movie theater. It was the worst date ever.
Three guys peed on my mom, and she still won’t talk to me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A messy combo of fries, cole slaw, and a sandwich. It’s like a food fight in your mouth. Pittsburgh’s favorite way to eat like a slob.
I ate a three rivers and I still can’t breathe.
My dog tried to eat a three rivers and it turned into a disaster.
I brought a three rivers to a party, and now I’m the main event.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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