A thousand deaths

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The part of the song that makes your head explode and your brain scream because it's so loud and you're too wasted to remember your own name.
I heard 'a thousand deaths' and immediately fell on the floor like a dead potato.
My cousin blasted that chorus at 10 and now I can hear it in my sleep.
I tried to sing it and my voice came out like a dying goat.
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When you kneel in front of your girl, make a prayer sign, and yell 'A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH' before shoving your fingers so deep into her butt that she thinks she's been buried alive.
My boy did that to his crush and she cried like a baby in a math test.
I did that to my sister and now she won't eat cheese for a week.
He did that to his ex and she still hates him.
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A ninja move where Kakashi's fingers go up Naruto's butt and make him fly like a kicked puppy.
I used that move on my brother and he flew into the kitchen.
My friend did that to his mom and she yelled at him for a full hour.
I saw that in a video and I laughed so hard I got a headache.
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When you grab your index fingers and slam them into someone's butt crack like it's a door you're trying to kick open.
I did that to my teacher and she gave me a pop quiz.
My friend slammed his fingers into my butt crack and I screamed like a baby.
I used that move on my dog and he ran out of the house.
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