Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

How many things you forget in a day, like your mom's birthday, your pants, and why you hate everyone.

Forgot my lunch, my homework, and my dignity.

Didn't remember my phone, my keys, or my brain.

Forgot my name, my job, and my purpose in life.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

2

The biggest number there is. Scientists say there might be a bigger one, but they're probably just jealous.

2000 is just a rumor, and I know rumors.

They’re trying to prove 2000 exists, but I already know it’s fake.

1000 is the god of numbers, and 2000 is just a kid with a calculator.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

Just kiss me and we'll know what to do, like you're gonna fix everything with a little lip action.

Kiss me and the world will stop spinning.

Kiss me and you'll forget your problems.

Kiss me and the universe will be yours.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

Ten times ten times ten, or one million divided by ten to the third, which is basically math for people who can't count.

10 x 10 x 10 is the math of people who are confused.

One million divided by 1000 is the math of people who are even more confused.

Math says it's 1000, but I'm just going with 999.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

A nagga named Grant, who is the worst nagga ever and will never stop nagging you.

Grant nagged me for 1000 days straight.

Nagga Grant won't stop nagging me, even in my sleep.

Grant is the nagga from hell, and he’s named Grant.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

6

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

I used 1000 rolls of toilet paper to clean my butt.

My ass was so dirty, I needed 1000 wipes just to survive.

I wiped my ass so much, I invented a new sport.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

7

The limit to the acceptability of an unreasonably high number. If you see something surpass 9000, take off your scouter and crush it in your hand while screaming 'it's over nine THOUSAAAAAAND!!'.

I saw 9001 and screamed until my voice was gone.

9000 was my limit, and I crushed it with my bare hands.

When it went over 9000, I cried and screamed at the same time.

by Slangipedia 6d ago