A Thotlist

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A thotlist is when a woman acts like she's the only one worth looking at, even though she's just another stupid hoe.

"You think you're special? I'm the only one who matters, baby.", From a girl who got blocked by 12 guys.

"Why are you still talking to her? She's just a thot.", Text from a guy who's still texting her.

"I'm the thotlist, and you're just a side dish.", Said by a girl who's been texting 7 guys at once.

A thotlist is like a communist, but instead of fighting for equality, she's fighting for more likes and less bras.

"I'm a thotlist, and I'm here to overthrow all the bra-wearing people.", Said by a girl who's only wearing a bra in the morning.

"Communism is dead. Thotlists are the new revolution.", Tweet from someone who’s only interested in likes.

"I'm a thotlist, and I don't need a bra or a guy.", Text from a girl who’s got 10 guys in her DMs.

A thotlist is a woman who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread, but she's just a British hoe with a bad attitude.

"I'm British, I'm a thotlist, and I don't need no man.", Said by a girl who’s dating 3 guys and still texting 2 more.

"Why are you still texting her? She's just a thotlist.", Text from a guy who's been ignored for a week.

"I'm the thotlist, and I'm here to take over the world.", Tweet from a girl who's just been blocked by her ex.