A think

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A think is when you try to use your brain but it’s too lazy to help you.

Bro, I asked you what 2+2 was and you took 20 minutes to think about it. Bro, it’s 4.

My mom took 10 minutes to think about whether she should put on pants or not.

I asked my dad if he wanted coffee and he thought about it for 5 minutes. He finally said no. I don’t know why.

A think is when you ask someone something simple and they act like they’re solving the mystery of the universe.

I asked my uncle if he wanted pizza and he thought about it for 15 minutes. I don’t even know what he thought about.

My teacher took 10 minutes to think about whether 2+2 was 4 or 5. I gave up.

I asked my brother what time it was and he thought about it for 3 minutes. I just got a phone.

A think is when your brain won’t stop talking to you and it’s the worst.

I tried to fall asleep but my brain kept talking to me. It was like I had a roommate in my head.

I had a think at 2 a. m. and it took me 10 minutes to fall asleep. I regret it.

My brain talked to me for an hour and I just wanted to scream.

A think is when you stare at something like it’s the last piece of cake and you’re trying to figure it out.

I stared at the math problem for 10 minutes and still didn’t get it. It was like it was mocking me.

I thought about the question for 5 minutes and still had no idea what it was asking.

I sat there thinking for 15 minutes and my brain was like, ‘I give up.’

A think is when you’re about to do something but you stop and think about it like it’s the most important thing in the world.

I was about to eat my burger but I thought about it for 10 minutes. I missed my chance.

I was going to text my friend but I thought about it for 5 minutes. I lost my momentum.

I was about to leave the house but I thought about it for 3 minutes. I missed my train.

A think is when your brain is so busy trying to figure things out it’s like it’s doing a full-time job.

My brain was working so hard it was like it had a second job.

I had to think so much my brain was tired. I didn’t even do anything hard.

My brain was so busy thinking it forgot to work properly.

A think is when you’re so used to not thinking that when you do, it feels weird.

I didn’t think for a year and now I’m trying to think and it feels weird.

I used to think every day and now I can’t think for my life.

My brain forgot how to think and now it’s trying to remember.