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A Thad is a Chad on steroids. He’s so big, he’ll scream ‘FIGHT ME BRO’ in your face until you’re too tired to fight back.
My cousin saw a Thad at the gym and ran away screaming.
My teacher said I was a Thad, but I think he just wanted me to shut up.
I tried to ignore a Thad on the bus, but he kept yelling at me until I cried.
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A Thad is the perfect guy, he’s hot, he’s kind, and he’s got a heart of gold. If you date him, you might get a heart of gold too, or a broken one if you’re not careful.
My crush is a Thad. I’m in love. He’s in love. We’re both confused.
My sister dated a Thad and now she’s rich, happy, and in therapy.
My friend said her Thad proposed to her during a math test. It was dramatic.
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A Thad is sweet and caring, but he’s also a workaholic. He’ll ignore you for weeks unless you send him a text that says ‘I miss you’ in all caps.
My dad is a Thad. He missed my birthday because he was working. I sent him a text that said ‘I MISS YOU’ and he replied with a picture of his coffee.”
My friend’s Thad forgot their anniversary, but he sent her a text that said ‘I MISS YOU’ and a coupon for free pizza.”
I asked my Thad to hang out, and he said ‘I MISS YOU’ and then went back to work.”
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A Thad is like a weird mountain man who lives in the woods, owns a parrot, and thinks wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement.
My neighbor is a Thad. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his parrot like it’s his best friend.”
I saw a Thad on a raft. He had a parrot on his shoulder and a sandwich in his hand.”
My cousin’s Thad lives in a cave and eats sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”
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A Thad is a loud, obnoxious, and fun guy who will do anything to make you laugh, even if that means he ends up being a doucher for the rest of the night.
My friend’s Thad turned a party into a karaoke battle. He ended up being a doucher and no one liked him.”
My Thad started a loud argument with my mom and ended up being a doucher for the whole family.”
My neighbor’s Thad turned a quiet Sunday into a loud, obnoxious party. He was a doucher for sure.”
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A Thad is a guy who spent $45 on cookies and water, and now everyone thinks he’s a genius, even though he probably failed the test.
My teacher told me I was a Thad, but I think I just spent $45 on cookies.”
My friend’s Thad bought $45 worth of cookies and water, and now he’s a legend at school.”
My brother is a Thad. He spent $45 on cookies and water and failed the test.”
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A Thad is a word you use when you’re trying to replace a word in a movie or song title. It might not make sense, but it sounds cool.
I used ‘Thad’ in my movie title, and now it’s called ‘Thad and the Dragon.’ It makes no sense, but it sounds cool.”
My friend replaced ‘Chad’ with ‘Thad’ in his song. It’s confusing, but it’s cool.”
I used Thad in my book title, and now it’s called ‘Thad’s Quest.’ I have no idea why I did it.”
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