A Textful

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Instead of yelling at someone in person, you send them a text so you can be passive-aggressive and not actually have to face them.

OMG, you told my best friend I was a total loser? That’s the worst thing ever.

I’m so mad I didn’t even text you back. I just texted my mom instead.

You said I was fat? I’m texting you right now, and I’m not even mad yet.

A thing that lets kids chat with multiple people at once, like they’re doing something important instead of just being on their phone.

Hey, my 8 friends are all texting me at the same time, and I’m choosing to ignore my math test.

I’m in the middle of a math test, and I’m still texting my friend because I’m too lazy to actually do anything.

I was texting my friend during math, and now I have to take the test. Good luck to me.

When kids type messages instead of calling someone, and they send messages like they’re telling the world instead of just talking to someone.

OMG, did you see her butt? It was huge!

WTF? James just broke up with Dani? Why would he do that?!

I’m texting my friend while driving, and I don’t even care if I crash.

Your phone is like your life support. You can’t live without it. Your friends can’t stand it, but they can’t stop you from doing it.

I was playing basketball, and I got a text. I stopped playing to text my girlfriend.

I had the ball and was about to make the shot, but I texted my friend instead.

I got a text, and I dropped the ball. That was my team's loss.

Texting is stupid, and it makes you bad at spelling, bad at talking, and it gets you into car crashes. It’s a total disaster.

I texted my friend during class, and now I can’t spell anything.

I was texting while driving, and I crashed into a tree.

I texted my friend during lunch, and now I can’t talk properly.

Texting is like a new kind of drug. Everyone is hooked on it, and it’s as addictive as Myspace or sex. It’s just a bunch of random letters.

Hey, I just texted my friend. I don’t even know what I said.

I texted my friend 10 times in a row because I was bored.

I texted my friend 100 times just to say hello.