a tesco bag

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a tesco bag that's so good you'll probably keep it for life and yell at anyone who tries to take it

I'm keeping this bag. It's like a best friend. You don't just throw a best friend away.

This bag is my soulmate. I'll die with it.

That bag was a gift from God. I won’t let anyone touch it.

a tesco bag that's more valuable than your firstborn and you’ll probably cry if it gets ripped

I cried when my bag got a hole. It was like my kid got hurt.

This bag is worth more than my ex. I won’t let it go.

I wouldn’t trade this bag for a million dollars. It’s that good.

a tesco bag that’s so good you’ll probably keep it forever and make your enemies carry your shopping

I’m keeping this bag. My enemies will carry my shopping. It’s that good.

This bag is my power. I rule the shopping aisle with it.

I won’t throw this bag away. My enemies will carry my groceries for life.