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Tension is when two people are too awkward to talk but too horny to leave. It’s like a bad date that’s going to end in a fight or a weird kiss.

My ex and I had tension for a year. We texted every day but never met up. One day he said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my sanity.'

At the party, my crush and I had tension. We stared at each other for ten minutes before someone asked why we were both sweating.

My mom and my sister have tension. They fight every day, but they still eat lunch together like nothing happened.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

In modeling, tension is when you look like you’re about to scream at the camera. If you don’t have tension, you’re just a lazy piece of meat.

Tyra said, 'You look like a grilled cheese sandwich. Give me some tension!' I stared at the camera for ten minutes and still didn’t get it.

My friend walked in wearing pajamas and said, 'I have zero tension. I’m a limp noodle.' Tyra threw a shoe at her.

The model said, 'I have tension. I feel it in my toes.' Tyra said, 'You feel it in your toes? You’re not even trying.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Tension is when your throat feels like it’s been stuffed with bricks. It’s also when your girlfriend is mad because you’re not paying attention.

I had tension after I ate a whole pizza in one bite. My throat felt like it was on fire.

My girlfriend said, 'I have tension. You’re ignoring me.' I said, 'I have tension. You’re yelling at me.'

My brother had tension after he tried to swallow a whole apple. He looked like a fish out of water.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Tension is like Twomp, but worse. It’s like having ten dollars of problems, not ten dollars of snacks.

My mom said, 'This is the worst tension I’ve ever had. It’s like Twomp but with no snacks.'

I had tension after I lost ten dollars on a bet. I felt like I lost my soul.

My friend said, 'Tension is like Twomp. But instead of a snack, you get a headache.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Tension is when your girlfriend yells, 'Gimme tension!' because she wants your attention and you’re too busy being a dumbass.

My girlfriend said, 'Gimme tension! You’re more interested in your phone than me!'

I said, 'Gimme tension!' because I was too busy playing video games.

My friend said, 'Gimme tension! I want you to notice me!' I said, 'I notice you. I just don’t care.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Tension on the internet is when you argue with strangers for hours and still don’t know what they’re talking about.

I had a tension on the internet with some guy who thought I was a robot. We argued for an hour and he still didn’t believe me.

My friend had tension on the internet. He said, 'You’re not even real!' I said, 'You’re not even smart.'

I had tension with my cousin on the internet. He said, 'You’re a fake person.' I said, 'You’re a fake person.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Tension is when you do stupid shit on purpose. Like riding a motorcycle butt naked or falling over in front of cops because you’re too dumb to be alive.

I had tension last week. I rode a motorcycle butt naked and got pulled over by the cops. I said, 'I’m just testing my luck.'

My friend had tension. He tripped over in front of the cops and said, 'I’m just testing my legs.'

I did the stupidest shit I could think of. I ran into a wall, fell over, and laughed. That was my tension.

by Slangipedia 15d ago