Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weirdo who’s part cute, part insane, and mostly a pain in the butt.

My cousin is a Teni. He thinks he’s a genius but eats cereal for dinner.

My friend’s dog is a Teni. It barks at the mailman like it’s a war.

My teacher called me a Teni because I drew a mustache on the principal.

2

A tiny softie that’s more like a sad noodle than a manly meat stick.

My dad’s Teni is so weak, it can’t even wake up after a nap.

My brother’s Teni is like a wet sock. It’s embarrassing.

My uncle’s Teni is so small, it got stuck in a bottle cap.

3

A hot brainy lady who’s so nice, she’ll probably let you borrow her notes.

My crush is a Teni. She’s smart, pretty, and still lets me copy her homework.

My mom’s best friend is a Teni. She’s like a walking fairy tale.

My teacher’s wife is a Teni. She makes the best cookies and never yells.

4

A penis so tiny, it thinks it’s a baby finger.

My dad’s Teni is smaller than a pebble. It’s like a joke.

My brother’s Teni is so small, it’s like it’s hiding from the world.

My friend’s Teni is so tiny, it can’t even be proud.

5

A word that turns every insult into a disaster and makes everything go wrong.

I said ‘Teni’ and my pizza got cold. Then it rained.

My friend used ‘Teni’ and his dog ran away with my homework.

I called my brother a Teni, and now my mom’s mad at me.

6

A guy who’s nice, sweet, and bad at video games, but still fun to hang out with.

My friend is a Teni. He’s nice but can’t beat me at Minecraft.

My cousin is a Teni. He’s super dorky but still fun to talk to.

My neighbor is a Teni. He’s terrible at video games but still my favorite.

7

Tiny from T, and penis from Enis. It’s not hard, it’s just sad.

My Teni is just a soft noodle. It’s not even trying.

My brother’s Teni is like a sad slug. It’s just there.

My dad’s Teni is soft and lifeless. It’s like a defeated man.