A Ten Footer

Current Trending

7 views · Added 16d ago · 2 definitions

A girl who looks like a total god from ten feet away but when you get close you wish you had a time machine to go back and punch your own face

I saw her at the bus stop and thought I’d married a goddess. Then I got close and realized I’d married a greasy pizza box.

He was my new neighbor. From ten feet away, he looked like a superhero. Now he’s just my neighbor and he eats cereal for dinner.

My cousin’s dating a ten footer. He said she looked like a model. Now he’s crying in the hallway because she looks like a confused raccoon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who looks like a million bucks from ten feet away but when you get close you realize they’re just a regular person who forgot to brush their teeth

I asked my friend out because she looked amazing from ten feet away. Then she walked up and I thought she had a mouth full of dirt.

My mom’s new boyfriend looked like a rockstar from ten feet. Now he’s just a guy who wears socks with sandals.

I tried to flirt with my teacher. From ten feet away, she looked like a movie star. Now I’m embarrassed and I’m going to fail math.

by Slangipedia 16d ago