A teenager

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A kid who thinks they can survive a zombie attack but can't even remember their own multiplication tables.

Why did I eat my math test? Because I thought it was a zombie.

I'm saving the world, not doing homework.

Zombies are easier to deal with than my algebra teacher.

Too young to drive, too old to be treated like a kid, and stuck in the middle of it all.

I'm not a kid, but I still have to do my chores.

I'm old enough to have a crush, but not old enough to have a car.

I’m too old to be treated like a kid, but too young to be treated like an adult.

Told to act like adults, but given the brain of a toddler who just discovered pants.

I’m supposed to act like an adult, but I can't even remember my own name half the time.

I’m given adult responsibilities, but I still cry when I drop my phone.

I’m told to act like an adult, but I still throw tantrums in the middle of the school day.

Treated like a kid, but expected to understand life, love, and why people are always saying stupid things.

I’m treated like a kid, but I understand more about life than most adults.

Why do people always say stupid things? It’s so annoying.

I’m expected to understand love, but I still don’t get why people like my crush.

People who are trying to grow up, but getting in the way of everyone else’s plans.

I’m trying to grow up, but I’m getting in the way of my mom’s plans.

I’m trying to be a grown-up, but I still get distracted by my phone.

I’m trying to grow up, but my friends are still trying to be kids.

The only thing that can scare Gerard Way is a bunch of kids who don’t know what they’re doing.

Gerard Way is terrified of teenagers who don’t know what they’re doing.

Teenagers can make Gerard Way run for his life.

Gerard Way thinks we’re going to take over the world.

The age when you're stuck between a kid who thinks they're cool and an adult who thinks they're dumb.

I’m stuck between a kid who thinks they're cool and an adult who thinks they're dumb.

Kids think we’re cool, but adults think we’re dumb.

We’re stuck between being cool and being dumb.