A Teddy Roosevelt

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A drunk mess where you chug beer, shoot vodka, whiskey, and rum, then mix it with crushed Adderall and drink it through a beer bong like a feral animal.
My cousin made a Teddy Roosevelt and passed out on the floor.
I tried a Teddy Roosevelt and ended up crying in the bathroom.
My friend drank a Teddy Roosevelt and tried to marry the fridge.
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Teddy Roosevelt is a god who could punch the moon and make it bleed. He was a one-man army who stared people to death and made horses come out of the ground by whistling.
My history teacher said Teddy Roosevelt could make a bear cry.
I think Teddy Roosevelt would beat up my dad in a duel.
My mom said Teddy Roosevelt could make her soup taste like gold.
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A president who fought like a wild man, broke up big businesses, and stood up to the whole country if he had to.
Teddy Roosevelt would fight my brother for my last candy bar.
My teacher said Teddy Roosevelt could out-scream a bullhorn.
I bet Teddy Roosevelt could beat up my uncle in a wrestling match.
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The toughest president ever, who liked to ride, hunt, and never let a bear win.
My dad said Teddy Roosevelt would beat up my dog.
I think Teddy Roosevelt would ride a bear to school.
My brother said Teddy Roosevelt could beat up the whole class in a fight.
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A dirty way to have sex with sandpaper and no mercy, like a wild animal.
My friend tried a Teddy Roosevelt and screamed like a baby.
I saw my brother do a Teddy Roosevelt and he looked like a meatball.
My cousin said she did a Teddy Roosevelt and it hurt like a thousand bees.
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When your partner ignores your cum on their chest and keeps going like it never happened.
My brother did a Teddy Roosevelt and his girlfriend didn't even flinch.
I saw my friend do a Teddy Roosevelt and his girlfriend just smiled.
My mom said she'd do a Teddy Roosevelt even if I threw spaghetti at her.
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A guy who fights like a wild man in bed, like a rodeo rider.
My friend said he had a Teddy Roosevelt and it was wild.
I think Teddy Roosevelt would beat up my dog in bed.
My cousin did a Teddy Roosevelt and she screamed like a monster.
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