a techno-peasant

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A techno-peasant is someone who thinks a phone is just for talking and a computer is for typing letters. They get lost in the digital world like a kid in a candy store with a headache.
My uncle tried to send a text and cried because it didn’t ring.
My mom asked me to ‘fix the internet’ because she thought it was broken like her hair.
My cousin thought a USB was a new kind of lollipop.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A techno-peasant is a human who thinks email is a conspiracy and thinks a digital camera is just a fancy way to get lost in the woods.
My grandma tried to ‘burn a CD’ and set the house on fire.
My dad texted me ‘u ok?’ and I had to explain what ‘u’ meant.
My cousin sent a photo of a pizza as a birthday card and didn’t realize it was upside down.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A techno-peasant is someone who thinks a computer is a magical box that you yell at when it doesn’t do what you want.
My uncle screamed at his laptop because it wouldn’t play a movie.
My mom tried to ‘send an attachment’ and just sent a photo of her cat wearing a hat.
My cousin thought the internet was a phone line and tried to call it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A techno-peasant is someone who thinks a phone is just for talking, a computer is a glorified typewriter, and a tablet is a fancy coaster.
My dad tried to ‘text’ his friend and just yelled at the phone.
My mom used a computer to send a message and didn’t know how to press ‘send’.
My cousin tried to ‘burn a CD’ and just set the CD on fire.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A techno-peasant is someone who is stuck in the Stone Age and thinks a phone is for talking and a computer is just a fancy calculator.
My grandma tried to ‘email’ her friend and just sent a letter through the internet.
My uncle tried to ‘send a text’ and just yelled at the phone.
My cousin thought the internet was just a phone line and tried to call it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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