A Taylor Swift

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A person who dates like a maniac, but when they break up, they can't shut up about their ex. They say they don't miss them, but they're always talking about them like they're still together.
'I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,' she said, while crying into her phone about her ex.
'He was the best, the best, the best,' she said, even though they broke up three times.
She texts her ex every day, even though he blocked her on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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That fake, overhyped music business that makes people think they're special just because they listen to songs.
'I listen to music every day!' she said, even though she only knows three songs.
'Taylor Swift is the best!' he said, even though he can't sing a note.
The music industry is just a bunch of people who make money off your feelings.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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That lying, smelly, fake music business that lies to kids and says they're cool because they listen to songs.
'The music industry is fake!' she said, even though she paid $50 for a concert ticket.
'Taylor Swift is the most real person!' he said, even though he's never met her.
The music industry smells like old pizza and bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl from America who writes songs and sings. She has two cats. Her favorite colors are purple and white. She was born on December 13. Her lucky number is 13. She’s got awards, and her songs get stuck in your head.
'Taylor Swift is the best!' she said, even though she can't sing a note.
Her cat Meredith is the best, and Olivia is just okay.
Her song 'Shake It Off' is stuck in my head for a month.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best artist of the decade. She’s hot, she’s smart, she’s funny, and she’s turning your daughter gay.
'Taylor Swift is the best artist of the decade!' he said, even though he doesn’t know what the decade is.
She’s turning my daughter gay, and I don’t even know how.
She’s hot, smart, funny, and she’s making my daughter gay.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 22-year-old woman who sings with heart and soul, even though people say she’s not good live. She writes songs about everything, not just boys and love. She does it all herself, and she wins awards every year.
'She sings with heart and soul!' he said, even though she forgot the lyrics.
Her song 'Long Live' is about friendship, not just boys.
She makes her own albums, tours, and beats all the critics.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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