A Tash Picnic

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A picnic where you show up to eat, but end up fighting like raccoons with a bag of chips.

I brought sandwiches and got my face smashed by a guy who thought he was a wrestler.

We were gonna eat cake and ended up wrestling in the dirt like animals.

I came for the potato salad and got my butt kicked by a guy who had a grudge against my mom.

You go for a peaceful picnic, but it turns into a bloodbath with no snacks involved.

I brought chips and got my nose broken by a guy who looked like he just got out of prison.

We were gonna eat burgers and ended up punching each other in the face like we were in a movie.

I brought a blanket and got my ribs cracked by a guy who had a vendetta.

A picnic where you expect to eat, but instead you end up getting your brains beaten out in the middle of a cornfield.

I came for the pizza and got my face slammed by a guy who looked like he had a grudge against the entire world.

We were gonna have a snack and ended up wrestling like animals in the dirt.

I brought a drink and got my head kicked by a guy who was clearly having a bad day.