A Tannous

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A hairy monster who looks like a beast from the jungle. They’re so manly, they make women jealous.

My aunt’s friend is a full-on A Tannous. She’s got hair on her arms, legs, and even her face.

My cousin says his girlfriend’s ex is an A Tannous. He’s got hair growing out of his ears.

My teacher called the school janitor an A Tannous. He’s got a beard that looks like a cat’s fur.

A drunk guy who’s loud, obnoxious, and smells like old pizza and regret.

At the bar, my friend got so wasted, he became an A Tannous. He fell off the stool and yelled, 'I’m king of the bar!'

My uncle turned into an A Tannous at my mom’s birthday party. He tried to dance with the cake.

My brother’s friend is an A Tannous every Friday. He shows up at the store and yells at the clerk.

The ultimate heartthrob. So hot, he makes girls drool. He’s the king of the cool kids and the reason your girl is mad at you.

My girl’s crush is an A Tannous. He’s got the body of a god and the smile of a devil.

My best friend’s boyfriend is an A Tannous. He’s got girls chasing him like he’s a celebrity.

My neighbor’s son is an A Tannous. He’s got girls throwing him candy and asking for his number.