A Tanner

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Sticking big stuff in a guy's butt to keep it from squishing shut. Usually involves fancy oils and things that look like toilet plungers.

I just did a Tanner with my breakfast sandwich and a wine bottle.

My mom does a Tanner every morning with a sock and a rolling pin.

My dog tried to do a Tanner with a tennis ball and a pizza slice.

A religion where people worship a guy who talks too much, makes bad jokes, and has a student teacher who might be Jesus.

I’m converting to Tannerism because my teacher is a holy man.

I think the Amazon Box Man is a god now.

My dog started praying to Zucc and now he won’t stop.

Doing a lazy job right before a deadline because you're too busy being lazy.

I did a Tanner on my math test and got a D.

My friend did a Tanner on his essay and it was just one sentence.

I did a Tanner on my science project and it was just a banana.

A guy who’s super strong, super smart, super hot, and gets sad when people hate on him even though there’s not much to hate.

Tanner cried when his friend called him a loser.

He beat up a guy for saying he was ugly.

He got a perfect score on the test and no one even noticed.

A guy who’s really good looking, has a soft heart, and can turn into a total rage monster if you mess with him.

He got angry when I called him a poser.

He asked me out and I said no, and he got mad.

He turned into a monster when I spilled coffee on him.

A god-like guy who’s better looking than Mick Jagger, has pandas doing Shakespeare, and would take a doughnut over eternal happiness.

He had a panda perform Hamlet and it was amazing.

He’s better looking than P Diddy when he’s not on vacation.

He would take a doughnut over a million dollars.

A guy with messy hair, a jawline that could cut steel, and the ability to make any girl fall in love with him without even trying.

He got a girl to fall in love with him just by smiling.

He had a crush on me and I didn’t even notice.

He’s so good looking he could make a girl fall in love with him just by breathing.