A Tangle

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When two people with bushy cooties rub their cooties together and then their cooties get stuck like a hairball in a vacuum cleaner.
My cousin and his girlfriend had a tangle and now they look like a raccoon in a blender.
My brother said his girlfriend’s pubes looked like a spiderweb and a mop had a fight.
I saw my uncle and his mistress tangled in the park, and it looked like a bad haircut gone wrong.
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When you get it on like a pro, not just a quickie. You’re not just hooking up, you’re doing the full monty.
My mom and dad had a tangle every Friday, and it was like a full-blown warzone in the living room.
My friend’s girlfriend said he was a tangle pro, and I believe it, he even got a medal.
I watched my uncle and his mistress tangle and it was like they were fighting for their lives.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Disney movie about a girl with 70 feet of magic hair and a bandit who helps her, but there are also pub thugs, a bad mom, and two bandit brothers who make the whole thing a mess.
My sister cried during the tangle movie because the evil foster mom was too mean.
My brother said the bandit was the main character and the girl was just there for looks.
I watched the tangle movie and I still don’t get why the princess needed a bandit to save her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you’re doing the deed or when you’re into the deed. Not just a little bit, you're all in.
My uncle said he had a tangle with his mistress every Saturday and it was like a dance party.
My cousin’s girlfriend said she had a tangle with her boyfriend that lasted for three days.
My brother said his tangle with his girlfriend was so good, they got a standing ovation from the neighbors.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best movie ever. It was so good, Disney changed the name from Rapunzel to Tangled because they thought it would be better for boys.
My dad said Tangled was the best movie ever and he cried during the ending.
My sister said Tangled was better than Frozen and I believe her.
I watched Tangled and I still think it's the best movie of all time, no matter what you say.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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How you feel after doing drugs, you're all messed up and your brain is like a tangled mess.
My friend took pills and said he felt like a tangle, he couldn’t even talk straight.
I took weed and said I felt like a tangle, I was high and confused.
My cousin took a hit of acid and said he felt like a tangle, he was tripping and screaming.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When things are all mixed up and messy, like your hair when you don’t brush it for a week.
My mom said my room was a tangle, it looked like a tornado hit it.
My brother said his hair was a tangle, it looked like a raccoon had lived in it.
My sister said her life was a tangle, she had five jobs and no time to sleep.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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