A Tammy

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A Tammy is a woman who doesn’t give a damn what people say. She makes her own rules and will fight you if you mess with her. She’ll scream and yell until you’re too tired to argue.
Tammy just walked in and told my boss he was a f***ing idiot. He now works three times harder.
Tammy yelled at the restaurant because the soup was cold. They gave her free dessert and a coupon for a lifetime supply of hot soup.
Tammy screamed at her brother for eating the last of the cookies. He now lives in the basement.
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A Tammy is a girl who laughs at everything, knows everything, and will f*** you up if you don’t respect her. She talks nonstop, is cute, and will never let you forget it.
Tammy laughed at my failed math test and told me I was a f***ing idiot. I still failed, but I was less sad.
Tammy knew the answer to every question in class and still made fun of the teacher’s hair.
Tammy talked nonstop during the movie and still got the best seat.
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A Tammy is a hot, curvy girl who makes you go weak in the knees. She’s smart, fun, and will f*** you up if you act like an idiot.
Tammy walked into the room and I immediately forgot my name. I still don’t remember it.
Tammy asked me a question and I said I didn’t know. She laughed and told me I was an idiot.
Tammy asked me out and I said yes. I still don’t know why.
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A Tammy is someone who loves you more than anything. She will always be there for you and will f*** you up if you ever hurt her.
Tammy supported me through my worst day ever. I still owe her a f***ing cookie.
Tammy was there for me when I broke up with my girlfriend. She gave me pizza and a f***ing pep talk.
Tammy was there for me when I failed my test. She gave me a hug and a f***ing snack.
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A Tammy is a girl who is so pretty she makes your heart stop. She’s kind, but don’t mess with her. She’ll f*** you up if you do.
Tammy looked at me and I forgot how to breathe. I still haven’t recovered.
Tammy was so kind to me, but when I messed up, she f***ed me up. I still remember it.
Tammy made my day with her smile, and I still think about it every day.
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A Tammy is the best mom and friend you’ll ever have. She will f*** you up if you mess with her family.
Tammy was the best mom ever. I still think about her every day.
Tammy was my best friend and I loved her more than anything. She still sends me f***ing texts.
Tammy will f*** you up if you mess with her kids. I know because I was f***ed up.
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A Tammy is a girl who steals your heart and makes you laugh. She’s smart, but if you act like an idiot, she’ll f*** you up.
Tammy stole my heart and I still can’t get over it.
Tammy made me laugh so much I forgot my name. I still don’t know it.
Tammy is smart and I respect her. If I act like an idiot, I’ll be f***ed up.
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