Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who looks good and has a penis so big it could knock out a whole football team.

"You just walked in and I lost my job," he said."

He was so hot I thought my pants would burst.

His penis was so big it looked like a sausage festival.

2

A 17-year-old creep who thinks 12-year-olds are the best thing since sliced bread and also sliced bread.

"I just wanna hug them," he said."

He’s been following the same kid since third grade.

He asked for a lollipop and then tried to touch her knee.

3

So chill it’s like your grandma’s house on a Sunday afternoon.

"I could sit here forever," he said.

She was so relaxed she fell asleep in the middle of the park.

The vibes were so chill they turned into a nap.

4

The part of a man’s body that makes you want to run away and hide under a table.

"That crotch is like a portal to another dimension," she said.

He walked in and I immediately felt my legs start to shake.

I could’ve sworn I heard a dog whimper.

5

The moment the sun shows up like it’s finally decided to do its job. Also anything that isn't poop.

"The sun came out and I was like, 'Finally!'" he said.

The morning light was so bright it hurt my eyes.

He said anything that wasn’t a poop was 'tae'.

6

A Filipino word that means poop and also makes you want to throw up.

"I heard that word and I almost puked," she said.

He said it like it was a curse.

I don’t know why it’s so gross, but it is.

7

A Filipino word that is so nasty it should be banned from school.

"My teacher said it was the worst word ever," he said.

She said it in class and I laughed so hard I cried.

He used it in front of his mom and she got mad.