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A taco is a hooker who’s getting hit by 8 dicks at once. She’s getting jacked by 2 guys, has 2 in her ears, and one in each armpit and one in her ass and one in her pussy. She’s getting obliterated.
My cousin got a taco and got 8 guys at once. She was screaming ‘I’m dying’ and ‘I can’t feel my legs’.
My brother said he got a taco and it was like a 8-way with 8 guys at once. He’s still in the hospital.
My friend said his mom got a taco and she was like ‘I don’t even know who I am anymore’.
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A taco is when someone types the word 'Tacos' 9 times and it’s just nonsense. It doesn’t do anything and is just stupid.
My sister wrote 'Tacos' nine times on the wall and said it was a taco. It was just nonsense.
My friend’s dog wrote 'Tacos' nine times on the floor and that was a taco.
My neighbor wrote 'Tacos' nine times on my car and called it a taco. It was nonsense.
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A taco is when you take a taco, put it on a pizza, fold the pizza into a taco shape, and put it in a giant taco shell. It’s like a taco inside a taco inside a taco.
My mom made a taco pizza taco and it was like a taco inside a taco inside a taco. It was amazing.
My brother tried to make a taco pizza taco and it fell apart. He was sad.
My friend said his dad made a taco pizza taco and it was like a taco inside a taco inside a taco.
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A taco is the best food ever. It’s like heaven on a plate. It tastes like love and happiness and it’s also like a meal for your soul.
My mom said tacos are the best food ever and I believe her.
My friend said he ate a taco and it felt like heaven.
My brother said he got a taco and it was like the best food ever made. He was happy.
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A taco is a vagina. It’s just a hole you put stuff in. It’s like a hole for food.
My sister said a taco is a vagina and I laughed.
My brother said a taco is a vagina and he was confused.
My friend said a taco is a vagina and it was like a hole for food.
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A taco is when you buy a 12 taco party pack from Taco Bell and throw the tacos at houses and cars. You’re just throwing tacos instead of eggs.
My mom bought a 12 taco party pack and threw tacos at a house. It was like an egg war but with tacos.
My brother bought a 12 taco party pack and threw tacos at my car. It was like a taco war.
My friend said he used tacos to egg a house and it was like a taco egg war.
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A taco is when something is broken, messed up, and doesn’t look like it used to. It’s like something that got hit by a truck and then screamed at.
My mom’s taco got broken and it was like it got hit by a truck and screamed at.
My brother’s taco got messed up and it was like it got hit by a truck and screamed at.
My friend’s taco got broken and it was like it got hit by a truck and screamed at.
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