A tack

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A tack is a loser who hangs out with a cran, which is the worst kind of weak-ass Denver trash. Also spelled Tact, like it matters.
My cousin is a tack and he still thinks a cran is cool
My dog is a tack and he wears a hat with a mustache on it
My math teacher is a tack and he failed me for no reason
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A tack is when you're so high on weed you can't even tell your left from your right and your mom is mad at you.
I was a tack after eating six gummy bears
My sister was a tack and drew on the wall with marker
I was a tack and cried in the middle of the grocery store
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A tack is a slimy, stinky, half-dead thing that lives in the dark and sounds like a bear with a sore throat.
That thing in the woods is a tack and it's been watching me for weeks
My uncle is a tack and he smells like a garbage can
I saw a tack in the park and it was wearing a hat made of leaves
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A tack is a sticky green goop from weed that makes your hands feel like they're covered in goo and your brain feels like it's on fire.
I got a tack on my fingers and it didn’t come off for days
My brother put a tack in his hair and it looked like a monster
My mom used a tack to glue my math test to the table
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A tack is just another name for weed, but it sounds like it’s from a bad horror movie and it makes you feel like you're in a nightmare.
I smoke a tack and I feel like I’m in a movie
My friend called weed a tack and now I do too
My dad says a tack is the best thing since sliced bread
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A tack is when you're so stoned you can't even remember your own name and your brain is like a broken blender.
I was a tack and I tried to eat a sock
My mom was a tack and she drew on the ceiling
I was a tack and I talked to a chicken
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A tack is any piece of trash that’s so ugly it makes your eyes hurt and your brain explode, especially if it’s from Florida and it has a dog wearing a hat.
That tack on the highway had a dog in a suit
My aunt bought a tack and it was covered in glitter
That tack in the store had a plate with seashells on it
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