A Swingley

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A Swingley is a total legend who doesn’t need no fancy stuff to be awesome. They just chill like a fat kid on a couch eating pizza and being cool.
My Swingley cousin eats three pizzas and still beats me at Mario Kart.
My Swingley aunt just showed up in a fanny pack and a wig and said, 'I'm here to party.'
My Swingley uncle eats cereal for dinner and calls it 'a late-night snack.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Swingley is a guy who got his legs smashed by a man who thought he was a tennis ball. He tried to stretch like a flamingo and got hit by a brick wall.
Darryl Stingley tried to stretch like a flamingo and got hit by a brick wall named Jack Tatum.
He got hit so hard he went from walking to wheeling like a madman.
Now he sits in a wheelchair eating pizza and calling Jack Tatum 'the wall.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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