a swimming pool band-aid

I stepped on a swimming pool band-aid and my shoe is now a cursed object.

My cousin tried to eat one and now he’s crying in the corner.

I took a picture of it and it’s now my phone wallpaper, and I hate my life.

I saw a swimming pool band-aid and I immediately knew my day was ruined.

My friend tried to peel one off and now his fingers are covered in sludge.

I took a bite of one and now I’m doing a chant to my gods for forgiveness.

I stepped on a swimming pool band-aid and now my foot feels like it’s being tortured.

My brother used one as a weapon and now I’m covered in goo.

I tried to throw it away, but it stuck to my hand and now I’m stuck with it.