Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Sweeney is when you suck your boss’s cock so hard after he shoves it up your butt that you’re left with a permanent smile and a sore throat.

My boss made me do a Sweeney at the office party. I still haven’t stopped laughing.

I did a Sweeney for my boss and now I can’t eat spicy food.

He made me do a Sweeney in front of the whole team. I’m still hiding in the broom closet.

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A Sweeney is a guy so hot that women drop their pants just to stare at him.

That Sweeney walked in and my coworker dropped her pants. I was confused.

I saw a Sweeney at the bar and my sister tried to flirt with him. He didn’t even look at her.

My friend called that guy a Sweeney and now I can’t stop thinking about him.

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A Sweeney is when a guy’s cock is so big that it looks like it came from a different planet.

That Sweeney’s cock was so big, it looked like it had a life of its own.

He showed me his cock and I swear it was a Sweeney.

I met a Sweeney and I still haven’t recovered from the shock.

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A Sweeney is the best guy in the world, like a superhero who only wears boxers.

My friend is the best Sweeney I’ve ever known. He even saved my life once.

That Sweeney showed up and turned my day from bad to amazing.

He’s a Sweeney and he even buys me pizza sometimes.

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A Sweeney is when a guy’s cock is so big it could make a grown man cry.

I saw a Sweeney and I couldn’t stop crying. His cock was that big.

That Sweeney’s cock was so big, it looked like it could punch through a wall.

He called me a Sweeney and I was too scared to argue.

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A Sweeney is a guy who does crazy stuff, drinks like a fish, and acts like a total lunatic.

That Sweeney threw a chair through a window and then danced on the roof.

He called himself a Sweeney and then passed out on the sidewalk.

He did a Sweeney and drank three bottles of whiskey in one night.

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A Sweeney is the word a hustler uses when they’re about to make some serious cash.

He said it was time for a Sweeney and I knew we were going to make a lot of money.

That Sweeney made me feel like a king. I got a new phone and a new car.

He called it a Sweeney and then I got a raise.