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To be a complete idiot and still think you're right.
I failed the test and still said it was easy.
He got fired and kept bragging about how awesome he was.
She spilled her coffee and still said it was perfect.
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2
To be wrong and act like you're the king of the world.
He lost the game and still said he was the best.
She got a D and said she was going to be a millionaire.
He tripped and said the floor was out to get him.
3
To be a moron and still think you're smart.
He called a cow a chicken and didn't even notice.
She thought the sky was green and kept saying it was perfect.
He tried to fix the TV with a banana and said it was genius.
4
To be wrong and still think you're the smartest person in the room.
He got a zero and said the teacher was evil.
She failed and still said she was going to be a star.
He fell in a lake and said it was a spa.
5
To be a total idiot and still think you're the best.
He got a ticket and said the cop was jealous.
She ate a whole pizza and said it was just a snack.
He fell out of a tree and said it was a party.
6
To be wrong and still act like you're the boss.
He failed and said he was the boss of the test.
She got a bad grade and said the teacher was a failure.
He got yelled at and said it was a compliment.