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Doing ‘A Sussex’ is being caught whining about something you have no right to whine about. You keep moaning at the worst times, like complaining about your fancy life while standing in a dirt-poor African village.
'I can't survive on this tiny village budget!' said the woman who spends $500 a day on skincare.
'My life is so hard!' said the rich kid who just got a mansion in Nigeria.
'I'm not even asked if I'm okay!' said the person who just got a $10 million gift from their in-laws.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To do ‘A Sussex’ is to have sex with someone who is sus. You're not just having sex, you're questioning their whole life.
'He’s sus, I had sex with him and now I don’t trust him anymore.'
'She’s sus, I asked her to marry me and she said no, then asked me to marry her ex.'
'He’s so sus, I had sex with him and now I’m questioning my whole life.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Sussex is a minty county in southern England. It’s home to cool towns like Brighton, Bexhill, and Hastings. You can’t help but feel fancy if you live there.
'I live in Hastings, I don’t even know what a sandwich is.'
'Brighton is where I went to college, and I still live there.'
'Bexhill is the best town ever, I don’t even like Brighton.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Sussex girl or boy is someone who thinks they’re left-wing, but they’re probably a bit posh. They have nice hair, speak well, and read boring books like Kerouac or Kafka.
'I read Kerouac at school, I’m so posh.'
'I think I’m left-wing, but I just went to a fancy school.'
'I read Kafka and now I think I’m the most posh person in Sussex.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The type of sex that makes you very suspicious and nervous. It’s like someone is watching you during sex and judging your life choices.
'He had suss sex with me and now I don’t trust anyone.'
'She did suss sex with me and now I think I’m in a conspiracy.'
'I had suss sex with him and now I’m questioning my whole life.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Sussex is the word sus and sex put together. It's the most annoying way to spell a county.
'Sussex is the most annoying spelling ever.'
'Sus and sex are the best, and now they’re combined into one word.'
'I hate the way they spelled Sussex, it’s the most annoying thing ever.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Sussex is a small town in NSW, Australia, where inbreds live. The people there are so inbred you can tell by looking at them.
'Sussex is where all the inbreds live, I can tell by looking at them.'
'I moved to Sussex and now I think I’m an inbred too.'
'Sussex is the most inbred place in the whole world.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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