A Susan Jones

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When you beg your nan for sex because you're too broke to get a prostitute and you're out of options

Nan, I'm down to my last dime and I need some action

I'm not asking for money, I'm asking for a good time

If you don't give me a blow job, I'm going to tell your friends you're a pervert

When you have no life and your only chance at getting laid is to hit up your nan

I'm out of dates and I'm out of luck

If I don't get some action soon, I'm going to die a virgin

Your nan is my last hope, and I'm not kidding

When you’re too broke and too lazy to get a date, so you just ask your nan for sex like it’s a normal thing

Hey Nan, I’m out of money and I need a quickie

I’m not asking for help, I’m asking for a lay

If you don’t give me a good time, I’m going to embarrass you at the grocery store