A super offensive definition

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A super offensive definition is when you insult someone so bad they probably want to punch you in the face and then eat your leftovers.
My mom called my dad a "smelly sock in a soup kitchen."
He told my teacher she looked like a "wet cat in a trash can."
She said my math test was so bad it made the calculator cry.
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A super offensive definition is like a punch to the gut, but with more swear words and less mercy.
He said my essay was "worse than a dog’s homework."
She told my brother he was "dumber than a toaster in a snowstorm."
My dad called my uncle a "smelly sock in a soup kitchen."
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A super offensive definition is when you say something so bad it feels like your tongue is on fire and your brain is screaming.
She said my science project was "worse than a zombie’s breakfast."
He told my teacher she was "dumber than a donut in a math class."
My mom called my dad a "smelly sock in a soup kitchen."
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A super offensive definition is when you insult someone so hard it feels like you just threw a brick at their face and called it a compliment.
He said my math test was "worse than a donut in a math class."
She told my brother he was "dumber than a zombie’s breakfast."
My dad called my uncle a "smelly sock in a soup kitchen."
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A super offensive definition is like getting yelled at by a angry dragon who also smells like old pizza.
My mom called my dad a "smelly sock in a soup kitchen."
She said my science project was "worse than a zombie’s breakfast."
He told my teacher she was "dumber than a donut in a math class."
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A super offensive definition is when you insult someone so bad it sounds like you just kicked a puppy and then called it a insult.
He said my math test was "worse than a donut in a math class."
She told my brother he was "dumber than a zombie’s breakfast."
My mom called my dad a "smelly sock in a soup kitchen."
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