A sturdy

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When you bust a move so hard at a party that the floor starts shaking and the DJ asks you to stop before the speakers blow.
I did a sturdy at the club and the DJ said I was louder than his ex.
At the birthday bash, I did a sturdy and the cake fell over.
I did a sturdy at the rave and the bouncer asked me to leave.
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When you're so real it's like you just walked out of a bathroom after peeing and still looking good.
My cousin is so sturdy, he told my mom to stop nagging him.
My teacher is sturdy, she doesn't even flinch when I throw paper at her.
My brother is sturdy, he told my dad to stop talking to him like he was five.
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When you move so smooth it looks like you're sliding on a greasy pizza and no one can keep up.
That girl did a sturdy at the club, and I was stuck watching her like she was the main event.
My cousin did a sturdy at the park, and even the pigeons stopped to watch.
At the gym, that guy did a sturdy and the weights fell over.
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When you're so steady you could stand on one leg and balance a pizza on your head while eating it with your hands.
My mom is so sturdy, she can cook and talk on the phone at the same time.
My brother is sturdy, he doesn't even blink when I scream at him.
My teacher is sturdy, she can grade papers and drink coffee at the same time.
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When a girl is thick like a burger with extra cheese, but still looks like a goddess and can bench-press you.
That girl is sturdy, she could bench-press me and still look good.
My cousin's girlfriend is sturdy, she's got abs and she's got curves.
That woman is sturdy, she looks like she just came out of the gym and still got time to flirt.
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When you dance so hard it looks like you're trying to beat the DJ to death with your feet.
That boy did a sturdy at the party and the DJ was like, 'You're trying to kill me.'
At the school dance, I did a sturdy and the lights went out.
That girl did a sturdy and even the bouncer asked her to stop.
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When a woman is so strong she could throw you over her shoulder and still look like a model.
That girl is sturdy, she could throw me over her shoulder and still look hot.
My sister is sturdy, she can lift weights and still wear high heels.
That woman is sturdy, she can kick my ass and still make me blush.
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