Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so dumb they think a cup of dirt is smarter than them. They do dumb stuff and might even be fat.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and that I'm lying to him.

My neighbor tried to fix the internet with a banana.

My dog is smarter than my brother.

2

A loud comment you yell when someone does something so dumb it makes you want to punch them.

'Stupid!' I yelled when my friend tried to text me with his feet.

My mom screamed 'Stupid!' when I spilled coffee on her laptop.

My brother said 'Stupid!' when I told him I was going to college.

3

A person who is not just dumb, but the king of dumb. They take the crown and wear it with pride.

My uncle thinks the Earth is flat and that aliens are just tourists.

My teacher called me the king of dumb because I ate my math test.

My friend thinks the sun comes out at night.

4

When you're so dumb you can't even tell the difference between being dumb and being a total retard.

I was so dumb I thought the sky was green.

My sister said the president was a robot.

I tried to eat my homework and it didn't work.

5

Someone so dumb they don't even know what the word 'stupid' means and have to look it up.

My little brother looked up 'stupid' and thought it was a type of sandwich.

My cousin asked me what 'stupid' meant and I told him it was a curse.

My friend looked up 'stupid' and thought it was a new video game.

6

A huge amount of stupid things that Urban Dictionary has more of than anything else.

Urban Dictionary has 10,000 stupid things and I only read 5 of them.

Urban Dictionary is like a stupid buffet and I'm eating it all.

Urban Dictionary has so many stupid things, it's like a stupid party.

7

When you're so dumb you can't see the obvious, and you think everything is a conspiracy.

I thought my dog was a spy from Mars.

I thought my teacher was a robot from the future.

I thought my mom was a wizard and she was just cooking.